“Our fight is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, the authorities, against the Powers of this dark world, and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.” (Paul the Apostle)
From the show Prophets and Patriots (streamed on Rumble):
ROGER STONE (GUEST): On the morning of January 6, I was in the shower. The Lord came to me in the shower. Over the New York Times — You want to make fun of me? Go ahead. A voice clearly told me, do not go to the Capitol. And I did not go to the Capitol. Yes, the Lord does send you a message. He does speak to you. And you need to speak to him. It is — and then, of course, the day after the election, I was in Memphis. I was headed to Mike Lindell's studio. The car that I was riding in with two security guards was broadsided. The car was demolished, was totaled. They were both injured. I walked away without a scratch.
STEVE SCHULTZ (HOST): Praise God, praise God.
STONE: So now I'm praying for one more miracle. Not for myself, but for the nation. 1
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The LORD checked His latest incoming prayer-texts and sighed. “One more miracle?” He thought. “What does this Roger Stone fellow think I am—his personal Mak-a-Wish vending machine?” Looking over his Father’s shoulder, Jesus reminded Him, “Abba, I’m pretty sure Roger Stone sold his soul to the Rival years ago.” Father and Son turned to the Holy Spirit, the keeper of the Eternal Archives: “Is that true?” the LORD asked. The Spirit nodded. “At the age of eight,” He explained, “Roger Stone attempted to influence his fellow students to support John F. Kennedy for President. Mr. Stone has stated, ‘I remember going through the cafeteria line and telling every kid that Nixon was in favor of school on Saturdays. It was my first political trick.’ In 1972, Mr. Stone, having officially turned to the dark side, was hired to work for Nixon’s ‘Committee to Re-Elect the President’—CREEP. Shall I continue?” the Spirit asked.
The LORD asked, “Wait a second--isn’t Stone the joker with the ridiculous Nixon tattoo on his back?”
“You are correct, Sir,” said the Spirit.
Jesus spoke up. “Also, Stone sometimes dresses up like a 19th-century Victorian dandy. Not that there is anything wrong with that,” he added; "I mean, who am I to cast stones?"
The LORD waved His hand irritably. “Did I really speak to Roger Stone while he was in the shower? I mean, wouldn’t I remember something like that?”
“Well, Sir,” the Spirit responded, “You do tend to manifest yourself in unlikely places—you recall the Burning Bush, do you not?”
Shaking his head, the LORD insisted, “If I was with Roger Stone while he was taking a shower, I think I would remember it--if only because of the Nixon tattoo.”
“I bet,” said Jesus, “that if you had seen Roger Stone in the shower, you would have told him, ‘Get thee behind me, Satan.’” The LORD and the Spirit both groaned; Jesus, when incarnate, had developed what humans call ‘a sense of humor’. It did not play well in Heaven.
“Do either of you have any idea what Stone means by ‘one more miracle’ and ‘not for myself, but for the nation’?” demanded the LORD.
“Ask not what the Almighty can do for you,” Jesus recited; “ask what the Almighty can do for your country.”
“Shut up,” said the LORD. “You’re not helping.”
The Spirit cleared its throat. “This archival material may be relevant. It was published by the Huffington Post in December 2022. I quote:
Long-time Donald Trump confidant and informal adviser Roger Stone insists he has witnessed a momentous phenomenon: A “demon portal” above President Joe Biden’s White House.
It’s “swirling like a cauldron,” he claimed in an interview earlier this week with conservative radio host Eric Metaxas, who pointed out that the observation by his guest “sounds insane.”
The portal — apparently a direct connection to hell and Satan — was first spotted months ago and even captured on film, according to Stone. “It’s still there,” he declared. “I think that a portal, a demonic portal, opened above the White House around the time that the Bidens moved in,” Stone said. “This was brought to my attention by a Christian who lives in north Florida who sent me a bunch of photos, a bunch of documents and also a bunch of notations from the Bible about portals.”
Stone said he was initially skeptical. But he has examined photos of the spot and scrutinized “live cam where you can actually see it in real-time, and there does appear to be something above the White House.” 2
“That’s enough,” interrupted the LORD. “For once, I agree with Eric Metaxas; Roger Stone sounds insane.”
“Would you like me to drive out his demons?” Jesus asked. "Or not," he hastily added; "I mean, not my will but Thy will be done, right?"
“There aren’t enough swine in the world to hold that many demons,” replied the LORD, “and I certainly don’t want those particular demons on the loose, especially with the election only a year away.”
“I thought, Sir,” the Spirit politely interjected, “We had agreed to leave politics to the Rival, since he owns all the candidates anyway.”
“The point is,” declared the LORD, “I wouldn’t touch this Roger Stone guy with a ten-trillion-foot pole, much less talk to him in the shower. He wants a miracle, does he? How about this: it’s a miracle that he and his cronies aren’t in jail!”
Somewhere far below could be heard the sounds of weeping and gnashing of teeth, accompanied by the plaintive, feeble cry, “Trump won…”
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1 Roger Stone claims that on January 6, "the Lord came to me in the shower" and "clearly told me, do not go to the Capitol" | Media Matters for America
2 Trump Confidant Roger Stone Says He Saw Swirling 'Demon Portal' Above White House (yahoo.com)
Note: I had intended to illustrate this post with a photo of Roger Stone's Nixon tattoo, but Typepad would not allow it, which is understandable. However, it also refused an image of the demon portal over the White House, which is inexcusable.
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