{Conservatives these days pride themselves on thinking outside the box. Some boxes, however, are there for good reasons: e.g., the box that contains the Geneva Conventions and other international laws which prohibit removing entire populations from their homeland and relocating them to a remote, currently non-existent island.}
"Some men see things as they are and ask, why? Others see things that never were and ask, what's in it for me?" (Anonymous)
James Pinkerton, writing at The American Conservative, is all-in on President Trump’s recently announced “humanitarian” plan to end the suffering of people in Gaza, a plan which Pinkerton, like Trump, fondly hopes will result in “condos and casinos on the ‘Gaza Riviera’.” The plan will not, however, result in Palestinians living there, but Pinkerton presciently suggested, back in 2023, a two-part (final?) solution.
Part One would entail bribing the residents of Gaza to leave:
“In a book I had published along with my co-author, Dr. Joyce Starr, Create Gaza 2, Protect Israel, Build Peace, we argued that the only hope Gazans had for a decent life was to live somewhere else. To sweeten the deal, we suggested paying them $100,000 each to leave. If the population of Gaza is 2 million, that would mean an outlay of $200 billion. For sure, that’s a lot of money, but it’s not so much compared to the cost of the carnage and the hit on the Israeli economy in the past two years.” 1
Neither Pinkerton nor Dr. Starr have indicated how much of the $200 billion they have thus far managed to raise; I suggest they begin by soliciting Elon Musk.
As to Part Two of the (final?) solution:
Where would the Gazans go? For his part, Trump has spoken vaguely about relocating them to other Arab countries. Yet embarrassingly for the Pan-Arab cause, Arab states don’t want the Gazans, or any Palestinians, as they tend to carry with them turmoil. Starr—a veteran Middle East expert—and I suggested building them a new island, far from Arab crowds that the Gazans could madden. Thinking greenly, we further suggested making the island out of captured and solidified carbon—so the Gazans, too, could be part of the fight against climate change. 2
In case there is the least bit of uncertainty: Pinkerton and Starr were serious. However, when they went on to suggest that the new island could be a global source of delicious, nutritious “Soylent green,” and when they suggested putting a certain "Dr. Moreau" in charge of the project, they may have been kidding.
Or not.
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Trump’s Humane Plan for Making Gaza Great Again - The American Conservative
James Pinkerton - Wikipedia Wikipedia helpfully notes that Pinkerton is "six feet, nine inches tall."
Dr. Joyce Starr – The Home of Starr Publishing As well as being a “veteran Middle East expert,” Starr appears to be an expert on condo ownership and housing associations; she also offers publishing advice to would-be authors.
1 As much as I love living in Missoula, Montana, if someone offered me $100,000 to leave, I would be out of here in the blink of an eye. I don’t know how far I’d get—maybe only as far as Wallace, Idaho—but I’m telling you, I would take the money and run.
2 Not to imply, of course, that “climate change” exists or, if it does, that we need to do anything about it. However, see this: Solid Carbon
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